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Damian Lewis NIPSPAM!!!!

Yeah, you read it right, nipspam.  Why?  Because 15lbpurebunny challenged me.  And it doesn't take much to make me to look at nudey photos of Damian all afternoon.  I had a very good afternoon, by the way, thanks for asking.  Now, 15PB claims that this is only for scientific purposes, so I will now conduct my very own experiment.  This is a good lesson on the Scientific Method for all you kiddies out there (and by kiddies, I mean everyone over the age of 18, because this is a dirty, dirty picspam).

1. Observation



Rawr, what a sexy hunk of... hey, wow, he's got big nipples.  For a man.  Right?  Right?

2. Hypothesis:

Damian has unusually large mannips.

3. Prediction:

If I'm right (which I totally am) then Damian has unusually large mannips.  What?  I used an if/then statement, okay?  That means it's perfectly scientifical.

4. Experiment:

So, if we're going to do this right, we need a control group that we can compare our Damian nipples to:




Ed Helms.  Sensitive nipples, but quite run of the mill as far as size goes.



Colin Firth.  Pretty dang small in the nipple region (but quite large in others, I assure you, har har har *wink wink nudge nudge*)



Eric Mabius.  Oh good lord, this pic STILL makes me all tingly in my pants.  Anyway, pretty on par with everyone else nipple-wise.



Will Ferrell.  Teeeeeeeeeeeny tiny nipples and crazy chest hair.  And random guy in background grabbing himself because Will is just too hot to handle.

And last, but certainly not least:



Richard Armitage.  Beauty is thy name.

Okay, now that we've got our control group set up, it's time to feast our eyes on the lovely Damian nips (and... some Damian hiny, because I just couldn't resist):




More Baker goodness.  The nips are loud and proud!  Also, PANTS ARE UNDONE OMGOMGOMG!!!



Some wet nips.  Large and... raisiny.  Good lord he makes bathing look so beautiful. *dreamy sigh*



It's his BUTT!  OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!  I have no idea what his nipples are doing, but his butt is looking mighty fine there.



Pensive nips.



Amused while putting on shirt nips.



POINTY NIPS!!!!!!



Sorrowful nip. :(



Just wanted to point out that he has a beautiful back.  Even with all that beautiful scenery, my eyes go straight to him.




Bwahahahahaha.  How cute is that?  Holding his breath so thoroughly.




Oh, what beautiful form!!!  His nipples were in diving mode there.



Okay, you can't see his nips here, but I assure you that they are all large and menacing.



Feigned embarrassment nips!



Um... too busy staring at his expressive bathing suit to think about his nipples.





Oh, young, wet Damian nips, how beautiful you were.  Damn, look at how skinny he was back then!  Not that he's not still skinny, but at least now he's got a bit more meat on his bones.  Either way though, he's hot.  Or cold, by the looks of it. Har har har *wink wink nudge nudge*



The pic that started this whole experiment.  I don't know how 15lbpurebunny noticed his nipple, because I was way too focused on where his hand is.  And how dirty I feel for being turned on by watching him wash himself in a public bathroom.



You can't really see his nipple here, but I can't have a picspam without Charlie.  I just can't.



Try to ignore the big arrow pointing at his crotch.  Or don't.  Anyway, this is sunbathing nip.



BATHING WITH OTHER MEN NIPS!!!!!



"Showing off my junk to Tony Blair" nips.



BED-HEAD NIPS!!!!!

And now some bonus bum:




OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!  DO YOU SEE HOW PERFECT HIS RUMP IS?  OMG!  SO BEAUTIFUL!

Okay, time to look at our results.



5. Conclusion:

Will Ferrell has extremely tiny nipples.  Oh, wait... hmm... Damian's nips are definitely larger, but not unusually so, just a little bit.  In fact, it looks like his nipples got bigger once he got older and beefed up a little bit.  Check it out.


Young Damian nipple:



Fits in with all the others.  But once he got to his 30's, noticeable difference:


Hmm... interesting.  You see?  I never would have learned this had it not been for this study.  Oh, useless info, how I cherish you.  This was definitely a service to the education of the world.
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