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01 December 2008 @ 03:58 am
Somehow I still manage to shock myself.  
I JUST WROTE A FIC FOR THE MERLIN KINK MEME! OMG! MY FIRST MERLIN FIC AND IT'S A PORN! AND ANONYMOUS! AND WRITTEN AT 4:00 IN THE MORNING! Actually, I think the only thing that gave me enough courage to finally write a Merlin fic was the anonymity part. And the blatant PORN. I'm suddenly addicted to writing porn. But my porn always has emotional meaning, because yes, I am a sap. Even when it's kinky porn. I'll let you all guess which one is mine.

This sketch is still the greatest thing in the universe.

Also, check out the greatest trailor for Merlin ever (by fatherbananas)

*dreamy sigh*
Current Mood: accomplishedaccomplished
stephen@charleneforever.com: 30 rock: jack/liz & half-pleasedmichellek on December 2nd, 2008 12:45 am (UTC)
This is not *directly* relevant to this post, except I saw this fandomsecret today relating to Giles and Buffy and thought of you:

Uther Pendragon's Loyal Wench: uther is giddyfirthgal on December 2nd, 2008 12:49 am (UTC)
HEE! I love secrets that contain Anthony Head. So very much. Especially when they call him hot. Because it's true.
there's no such thing as a safe tribble: Merlin - blowjob nowsonicbookmark on December 2nd, 2008 01:39 am (UTC)
That vid is pure LOVE! And the last bit and the look Arthur gives Merlin...OH MY HEART (and loins).

Uther Pendragon's Loyal Wench: uther and merlin should do eachotherfirthgal on December 2nd, 2008 01:45 am (UTC)
Believe it or not, I did NOT write Uther/Morgana. I hope to do one eventually though. But I did write an Uther one. *coughiconcough*
Caffyolay: Merlin - Pendragoncaffyolay on December 2nd, 2008 09:59 pm (UTC)
Which one is it? I've been through them briefly and can't decide... off to have another check.

This obsession is getting beyond a joke. *I'm* even writing the stuff now. Arghhhhh!
Uther Pendragon's Loyal Wench: uther morgana EPIC LOVEfirthgal on December 2nd, 2008 10:17 pm (UTC)
I suck at trying to stay anonymous. I'M TOO PROUD OF MY PORN!

It was this one.

I can't tell if anyone liked it or not. Or if anyone even read it. But I'm thinking this meme is definitely a karma thing, because once I wrote one for somebody, Somebody answered my favorite prompt that I left. I was SO FREAKING GIDDY! So now I'm thinking I need to attempt another prompt to see if karma helps me out again.
Caffyolaycaffyolay on December 2nd, 2008 11:10 pm (UTC)
Your Porn is wonderful! Very nicely written. Love it. That one, the one with Morgana in boy's clothes and the answer you got to your prompt are my absolute favourites in the meme. (Oh and the Uther/Arthur one but we'd better not go into that...) You can see we're on the same wavelength with this can't you... ;-)
Uther Pendragon's Loyal Wench: uther is giddyfirthgal on December 3rd, 2008 12:26 am (UTC)
Aww, thank you so much! I'm glad you dug it. Would any Uther porn be unenjoyable, though? That's a mystery for the ages.

Also, that Uther/Morgana-in-drag one is SO freaking hot. I adore that one. I adore all the Uther ones, actually.
Caffyolaycaffyolay on December 3rd, 2008 01:54 am (UTC)
Well yes... I am kind of gobbling up *anything* to do with Uther at the moment. LOL.

And this is *so* wrong but your Uther/Merlin drunkfic just screams out for a non con sequel. Hellfire here I commmme!

And I just *know* I'm going to regret this in the morning but I just signed up for that Merlin Big Bang. 50,000 words before Feb. 1st. Oh heck.

And I thought you might like to know that the Uther and Uther/Morgana love bars are up now, here:

Uther Pendragon's Loyal Wench: uther morgana flirty mcflirtsterfirthgal on December 3rd, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
Dude, I so cannot wait to read your Uther/Morgana EPIC! 50,000 words, daaaaang. Also, thank you muchly for alerting me about the bars! Two seconds after going to the link they are now in my profile page. *is such a dork*

Also, non-con sequel? Don't tempt me, man. Actually, I don't think I'd be able to pull off non-con, I'd somehow make Merlin enjoy it immensely, but be ridiculously ashamed of himself at the same time. And of course there would be Arthur/Merlin angst to follow.
Caffyolay: Torchwood - hugcaffyolay on December 3rd, 2008 01:55 pm (UTC)
I so cannot wait to read your Uther/Morgana EPIC!

Luckily it's now been changed to 35,000 with a flexible deadline so I don't feel quite as much as though I've bitten off more than I can chew.

And I need to come clean... it isn't Uther/Morgana. Much as I adore those two I'm a natural slash writer and that presents me with a difficulty as there isn't a slash pairing I feel the urge to write in Merlin. I love Arthur/Merlin and melt when I see them on the screen but they're both too cute for me to get any mileage out of writing them. I don't know if you're familiar with the British sci fi series, Torchwood? Their 'team' is led by Jack Harkness (played by the devine, and gay, John Barrowman). Oddly enough there's an established gay pairing in that, but it doesn't appeal to me in the slightest (Jack/Ianto), I much prefer Jack/Gwen - see icon. Talk about contrary. Anyway, (I'll stop rambling in a moment) for about a week now I've been thinking about how it would be if they met - it would mean fireworks and kink, I'm sure of it. Yesterday I just couldn't stop myself from starting a fic. Then I saw this fic challenge last night and 'bingo', knew exactly what I could do with the finished fic.

I'm not that sure I could pull off non-con either, although I did put one scene into a fic some years ago that was, shall we say, 'questionable'. That bit was quite popular with readers. Heh. Hmmm. Personally, I can't see how Merlin would *not* enjoy it but then that's my ASH lust speaking. 8-S I'm pretty sure you could write that you know. :::nudges you gently:::
Uther Pendragon's Loyal Wench: uther morgana flirty mcflirtsterfirthgal on December 3rd, 2008 05:04 pm (UTC)
Aww, that's cool. I know exactly what you mean about the slash. I'm usually a het writer (still a slash fangirl, but I always left the fic in more capable hands), but for Merlin I simply cannot write convincing het. IT'S INSANITY! The show is so full of the manlove that the het is the stuff that's hard to write. Bwhahahaha. Oh, I love this show.

I actually watched the first three seasons of the current Doctor Who, so I know Capt. Jack from that, and all of my British online friends have been madly obsessed with the man ever since he appeared on Doc Who, so I feel like I know everything about him without even trying. Hee. I watched one ep of Torchwood and it was too cracky even for me, but people tell me that season 2 was much better and I always meant to go back to it, but never did. I have a feeling that I wouldn't dig Jack/Ianto either. Canon ships don't seem to be my cup of tea for some reason. I prefer subtexty goodness over actual romance, I guess. But I do love it when a non-canon couple I've been shipping for ages becomes canon in the very end. Of course, that's only happened to me once. Ever. And it was pretty great.
Caffyolay: Torchwood - hugcaffyolay on December 5th, 2008 03:04 pm (UTC)
First thing to know about Jack Harkness is that he changed a huge amount from when he was in Dr. Who to when he was leading the Torchwood team. In Dr. Who his character was more comedic, unreliable, not actually all that likeable, imo. Then Torchwood started and I didn't like it. Some of the eps were really sick and not at all my thing so I gave up halfway. What made me give it a second chance when season 2 was announced, I have no idea. A premonition? Dunno. But they fixed what was wrong for me and I was hooked from the start of season 2. Jack now has amazing depth of character, with some really dark moments, plus he has this ambivilent relationship thing going on. He's with Ianto but indulges in mind-sex with Gwen who is married to Mr. Nice Guy but wants Jack so much she can hardly stand it. (I'm not making this up!) It's fabulous... and very adult. I wouldn't miss it for the world now and adore Jack *and* John Barrowman who plays him.
llivla: [disney] beauty&thebeast - lolsllivla on December 3rd, 2008 07:10 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHA OMG I'm sorry I just can't take any Brokeback Mountain trailer seriously. I can't. It's just not possible. I was laughing through the whole thing.

wtf, Morgana with that sharp knife never fails to get me laughing either
Uther Pendragon's Loyal Wench: merar waterfirthgal on December 3rd, 2008 09:43 pm (UTC)
That's exactly why I love Brokeback trailors. SO HILARIOUS! But that one was seriously so good. Love love love it.