Okay!  We left off with Nikki smelling the rain coming and Norman admiring her use of foreshadowing and metaphor.  And that brings us to:



"OMG, it's raining and I'm going crazy.  AHHHH!  Greek greek greek Nicholas!  Greek Greek AHHHH!  Where's my crazy looking guitar thing?  I feel like singing, damn it!  WHERE IS IT?!!"



"Whoa, you have any idea what's going on with that chick?"



"No, I do not.  Have I told you that my wedding dress is well-traveled?  It really enjoyed Italy.  England not so much.  The food was weird..."



"Oh my goodness!  Your shoe is untied.  Here, let me slowly reach for your shoelace, as if my hand was a whisper against your lips."



"Wha... oh."



"Okay... I'll go..."








Now that was hot.

So, after Nikki tells him about her dress and how her godmother (grandmother?) used it, then her sister, and now her, all of a sudden she decides to get a portrait too.




"WOWZA!"  He so wants to be the groom standing next to her on her wedding day. :'(



Nikki puts her veil on the camera, then out of nowhere she starts stripping parts of her dress off to get down to the bare bones of the gown, but all the eyesex causes this scene to be way hotter than it should be.










ZOMG SO SEXY SO SEXY SO SEXY!!!!!!!  I definitely need to go for a lie down after that scene.  Whew!

And then we get to the dance scene, and the way that Damian dances in every single film cracks me up to no end.  I can't even explain it.  He just looks so... not very graceful, but he always looks like he's having so much fun.  But his back stays ramrod stiff and his head kind of crunches over and he does the white man's lip bite and it's just plain old adorable.



SEE?  I just want to hug him.  So freaking adorable.



Nikki and Hyro are having a very serious talk down there in third class.  I have no clue what they're saying, but Nikki was probably going, "I'm in love with Norman.  Isn't he dreamy?"  And then Hyro was being all depressing.  I bet she couldn't find her crazy looking guitar thing.



So she jumped off the boat.













Shock and horror ensues, and Norman is thinking, "Dayumn.  I hope my chick ain't as crazy as that one."






Sorry, it had to be done.  He looks too damn good in that pic.  Actually, you know what that pic reminds me of?  One of those brat pack films.  Don't ask me why, because I have no idea.  Perhaps it's the tuxedo and sulky look?  Like he's just been to the prom and he made a bonehead move and lost his girl?  I don't know.  But he looks like he needs to be ravished.  Now.

Anyway, the whole traumatic ordeal that happened caused Norman to realize:



"I love you, Nikki."



"What?  Shut yo' mouth, fool."



"I love you I love you I love you."



"What did I just tell you?  Norman Harris, you stop loving me this instant or I will turn this boat around.  I'M NOT KIDDING!  I'LL DO IT!"



"Run away with me.  Forget about your tailor.  HE'S A STRANGER FOR GOD SAKES!  I'm going to keep being overemotional and childish here in true emo fashion until you agree to run away with me."



"I can't.  For the sake of my family, I cannot."



"But... but, look at me, I'm so adorable.  I can't lose you..." :'(



"Heh heh heh.  I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!  You will never forget him, that is your punishment for telling me to suit myself, you biatch."



"Good lord, how do you keep popping up out of nowhere?  Anyway, it is no punishment to remember someone I love, the punishment would be to forget him."



"Hmm... well then I have truly been punished, because I love NO ONE!  I AM THE DEVIL!  NOTHING WILL REDEEM ME!  NOT EVEN THIS BRIEF MOMENT OF SELF REFLECTION!"



These two got it on (as if you needed an explanation for this pic).



"To whom it may concern,  I am a sexy beast.  Love, Norman."



"Whosawhatsahuh?  My hair turned gray!  My effing hair turned effing gray!  WTF?  This was my big secret?  How is this even plausible?"

I honestly have no explanation for the gray hair.  If anybody knows why/how that happened, please enlighten me!  Because I was downright confused after that happened.  Anyway, the ship reaches America without running into any icebergs.



"I must... say goodbye.  And give her my love letter.  And the photos.  No, not naked photos of myself, silly, get your mind out of the gutter!"



"Nikki!  I must... say goodbye.  And give you... wait..."



"Whosawhatsahuh?"



"I... I find myself drawn to...  *gulp* I've always had a bit of a granny fetish."






(They're using tongue, by the way!!!)






















OMG OMG OMG!  SHE'S GIVING HIM THE EARRING OF LOVE!



"Don't leave me." *sniff sniff*



She left him.



And now she's looking for her future husband.



And it's killing Norman.  He knows no one will ever appreciate her and her gray hair the way that he can. :'(



"Meh, she's not too bad.  The gray hair is a little weird, but oh well.  I'm not waiting for a third bride.  Nuh-uh.  No sir."



And so they get married.  And mustachioed dude seems pretty happy, and Nikki is just accepting her fate.  But then...



She finds the love letter.



"Oh, Norman.  You are indeed a sexy beast." *sniff*



Gasp!  Is that... that's Nikki!  On a magazine!  OMG!








The earring... is now his tie pin...  *snicker*  Not cheesy at all.

So what did you think of the picspam, Garrett Jesus?



He gives it two enthusiastic thumbs up. (that one was for piecesofalice).